Oompa, Loompa, SARS-CoV-2
I've a pandemic puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doomsday-is-nigh
If you are wise, you will not comply Β
What do you get when you give into fear?
Stretching two weeks into two horrid years?
What is the point of the mandates and lies?
Regardless the case count multiplies
I don't like the look of it
Oompa, Loompa, doom-co-ro-na
If you're not cowards, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
If you're healthy this disease is the flu
Oompa, Loompa, SARS-CoV-2
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doomsday-is-nigh
If you are wise, you will not comply Β
Quarantine's fine when it's aimed at the sick
It stops airborne virus from spreading so quick,
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Locking away the healthy throngs
The way that a tyrant does
Oompa, Loompa, doom-co-ro-na
Given perspective, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
If you're healthy this disease is the flu
Oompa, Loompa, SARS-CoV-2
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doomsday-is-nigh
If you are wise, you will not comply Β
Who do you blame for economy woes?
Inflation, supply chain, and business death throes
Blaming unvaxxed is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame
Paternalistic governments
Oompa, Loompa, doom-co-ro-na
If you're not pliant, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
If you're healthy this disease is the flu
Oompa, Loompa, SARS-CoV-2
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doomsday-is-nigh
If you are wise, you will not comply Β
What do you get from a glut of the news?
A bleak doomsday story the media choose
Why don't you form an opinion your own?
Or if you're scared just stay at home?
You'll get no...you'll get no...you'll get no COVID
Oompa, Loompa, doom-co-ro-na
If you ask questions, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
If you're healthy this disease is the flu
A little ditty from a chocolate factory
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